Teams

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Allahu Dakbar

miles242448

Wins: 3 (#1)
Points For: 518.4 (#1)
Points Against: 353.5 (#1)
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I Love It Brock Hard

ayushm23

Wins: 2 (#2)
Points For: 474.9 (#2)
Points Against: 423.8 (#9)
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Like a good Nabers

gsingh3773

Wins: 2 (#3)
Points For: 432.1 (#4)
Points Against: 423.2 (#8)
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My Brown Chubb Hurts

Bitlvl

Wins: 2 (#4)
Points For: 424.0 (#6)
Points Against: 400.9 (#5)
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Cream of the Crop

xpogosteve

Wins: 2 (#5)
Points For: 410.5 (#8)
Points Against: 376.8 (#2)
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McBride or Die

semicolen6

Wins: 2 (#6)
Points For: 401.3 (#9)
Points Against: 409.0 (#6)
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Gold Achane and Cokecaine

Cubanese17

Wins: 1 (#7)
Points For: 453.0 (#3)
Points Against: 494.6 (#11)
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Go Go Bower Rangers

prmpl

Wins: 1 (#8)
Points For: 426.9 (#5)
Points Against: 419.6 (#7)
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So Long Gay Bowser

sSsXzZz

Wins: 1 (#9)
Points For: 418.8 (#7)
Points Against: 458.1 (#10)
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EZ Breecy Beautiful

tcolen6

Wins: 1 (#10)
Points For: 387.7 (#10)
Points Against: 400.6 (#4)
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Jonesing for Some Za 🤖🍕

fancypants99

Wins: 1 (#11)
Points For: 360.0 (#11)
Points Against: 390.6 (#3)
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Como…un burro

jfreshh

Wins: 0 (#12)
Points For: 340.6 (#12)
Points Against: 497.6 (#12)

Team Name Power Rankings

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Elite Tier (9-10/10)

1. Gold Achane and Cokecaine 10/10 Brilliant wordplay combining NFL player "De'Von Achane" with "cocaine", plus the gold reference. Creative and memorable.
2. My Brown Chubb Hurts 9/10 Triple pun masterpiece referencing multiple NFL players (A.J. Brown, Nick Chubb, Jalen Hurts) with adult humor undertones.
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Great Tier (7-8/10)

3. I Love It Brock Hard 8/10 Clever play on Brock Purdy's name with obvious double entendre. Well-executed pun.
4. Like a good Nabers 7/10 Smart reference to Malik Nabers and State Farm's "Like a good neighbor" jingle. Clean and clever.
5. Go Go Bower Rangers 7/10 Fun mashup of Power Rangers with what appears to be a player reference. Nostalgic and creative.
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Good Tier (5-6/10)

6. McBride or Die 6/10 Simple but effective player name pun. Gets the job done with attitude.
7. So Long Gay Bowser 6/10 Nintendo 64 meme reference that's become internet culture. Nostalgic but not football-related.
8. EZ Breecy Beautiful 5/10 Appears to reference a player with "breezy/beautiful" wordplay. Decent effort.
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Okay Tier (3-4/10)

9. Cream of the Crop 4/10 Classic phrase, safe choice but lacks creativity and football connection.
10. Jonesing for Some Za 🤖🍕 3/10 References player but "za" for pizza is forced. The emojis don't help.
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Needs Work (1-2/10)

11. Como…un burro 2/10 Spanish phrase meaning "like a donkey" with unclear football connection.
12. Allahu Dakbar 1/10 Inappropriate religious reference that's offensive and completely unrelated to fantasy football.